Joke of the day (In my dad's opinion)

This morning when I was doing the dishes, Dad came downstairs, and I said:

Katelyn: "Hey Dad, can I write a blog post after I finish the dishes?"

Dad:  "Yes."

Katelyn: "Okay. Believe me, I learned my lesson with finishing the dishes. Mom screeched at me for, I swear, was an hour. She kept on blabbering about how we kids don't do hardly any of the housework around here, and how we only have to do a small portion of the work and she stays up 'til twelve in the morning cleaning up our mess. What a nightmare."

Dad: "You know what I think about that?"

Katelyn: "What?"

Dad: *farts*


What a life I'm living...